John Thomson
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Dangerous Lady (1995)
Actor
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
Dementamania (2013)
Actor
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor