John Thomson
Photoplayd Industry Rating
Not enough rated films yet to compute a weighted score.
Roles are weighted by involvement: director 1.0, screenwriter 0.7, lead 0.8, supporting 0.4, crew 0.1.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits
Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right? (1999)
Actor
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
Dementamania (2013)
Actor
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
More Great Comedy Moments (2003)
as Shopkeeper (archive footage)
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Mog's Bad Thing (2026)
as Mr. Bunce (voice)