
John Thomson
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)

Inkheart (2008)
as Darius

Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver

Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill

Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father

The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri

24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles

Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold

Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len

Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver

Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self

Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar

Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan

Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry

Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach

7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic

The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Dangerous Lady (1995)
Actor

Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry

Help Point (2013)
as Stephen

You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various

The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self

Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters

The Dealer (2006)
as Bat

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self

Dementamania (2013)
Actor

Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob

The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough

The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor

Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter

Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self

The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw

The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke

Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor





