John Thomson
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known for
Credits
Nightborn (2026)
as Jon's Father
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Grimsby (2016)
as Bob Tolliver
Inkheart (2008)
as Darius
The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997)
as Dimitri
Fackham Hall (2025)
as Bill
24 Hour Party People (2002)
as Charles
Born Romantic (2000)
as First Cab Driver
Billionaire Boy (2016)
as Len
Last Train to Christmas (2021)
as Vic
Dying Laughing (2017)
as Self
The Young Poisoner's Handbook (1995)
as Nathan
Fat Slags (2004)
as Foreman
Pulp (2013)
as Dave Burns
Station Jim (2001)
as Harold
You Are Here (1998)
as Peter Keggy
Northern Soul (2014)
as Terry
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show (1999)
as Self
Up 'n' Under (1998)
as Stan
Paul Calf's Video Diary (1993)
as Fat Bob
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs (2022)
as Self
Fungus The Bogeyman (2015)
Actor
Appointment with Dr. Terrible (2003)
as Interviewee – Actor
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After (2022)
as Plank
Ted & Ralph (1998)
as Vicar
Dog Eat Dog (2001)
as Football Coach
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley (2009)
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Les Dawson Lost Tapes (2021)
as Self
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon (1996)
Actor
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa (2010)
as Self
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd (1994)
as Bernard Right On/Various
The Road to Coronation Street (2010)
as Harry Kershaw
7 Up & Me (2019)
as Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car (2017)
Actor
The Weekenders (1992)
as Policeman 1
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self/Various Characters
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years (2020)
as Self
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle (2016)
as Kevin Ruddock
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases (2020)
as Self
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era (1994)
as Simon Joke
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa (2023)
as Self
The Dealer (2006)
as Bat
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More (2022)
as Self
The People Before (2025)
as Knotweed Man
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped (2019)
as Narrator
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke (2012)
as Himself
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video (1994)
as Fat Bob
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story (2019)
as Himself
Dementamania (2013)
Actor
The Fast Show Live (1998)
Actor
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy (2023)
as Self
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet (1997)
as Mr. Loughborough
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas (2012)
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Help Point (2013)
as Stephen
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! (2021)
as Narrator
Roger Roger (1996)
as Barry
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' (2007)
as Self - Narrator (voice)
The Power of Darts (2013)
as Narrator (voice)
Caroline Aherne at the BBC (2016)
as Self - Presenter